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quotes[0]='After Lucky Luciano had been deported to Italy, he granted an interview in which he described a visit to the floor of the New York Stock Exchange. When the operations of floor specialists had been explained to him, he said, \'A terrible thing happened. I realized I\'d joined the wrong mob. <br><i>-Richard Ney</i>'

quotes[1]='Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire, you need an astrologer. <br><i>-J. P. Morgan</i>'

quotes[2]='I don\'t think it makes any more sense trying to understand the stock market than trying to understand music. A lot of people would rather understand the market than make money. <br><i>-Ed Seykota</i>'

quotes[3]='Corporation- An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility. <br><i>-Ambrose Bierce</i>, The Devil\'s Dictionary'

quotes[4]='A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don\'t need it. <br><i>-Bob Hope</i>'

quotes[5]='A nickel ain\'t worth a dime anymore. <br><i>-Yogi Berra</i>'

quotes[6]='Intaxication- Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. <br><i>-Washington Post word contest</i>'

quotes[7]='I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. <br><i>-Thomas Watson, Chmn IBM (1943)</i>'

quotes[8]='I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work. <br><i>-Thomas Edison</i>'

quotes[9]='Poverty doesn\'t bring unhappiness- it brings degradation. <br><i>-George Bernard Shaw</i>'

quotes[10]='Beware of little expenses- a small leak will sink a great ship. <br><i>-Benjamin Franklin</i>'

quotes[11]='We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. <br><i>-Winston Churchill</i>'

quotes[12]='No man can lose what he never had. <br><i>-Izaak Walton</i>'

quotes[13]='Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time. <br><i>-Goethe</i>'

quotes[14]='It never was my thinking that made the big money for me. It always was my sitting tight. <br><i>-Jesse Livermore</i>'

quotes[15]='<br><i>Ex vitio alterius apiens emendat suum</i> - The faults of others cause a wise man to correct his own. <br><i>-Publilius Syrus</i>'

quotes[16]='There is only one side of the market and it is not the bull side or the bear side, but the right side. <br><i>-Jesse Livermore</i>'

quotes[17]='A loss never bothers me after I take it. I forget it overnight. But being wrong - not taking the loss - that is what does damage to the pocketbook and to the soul. <br><i>-Jesse Livermore</i>'

quotes[18]='The market, like the Lord, helps those who help themselves. But unlike the Lord, the market does not forgive those who know not what they do. <br><i>-Warren Buffett</i>'

quotes[19]='Both [money and goods], in excess, produce enmity and feuds in private and public life, while a deficiency almost invariably leads to slavery. <br><i>-Albert Einstein</i>'

quotes[20]='Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. <br><i>-Joey Bishop</i>'

quotes[21]='Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful. <br><i>-Wallace D. Wattles</i>'

quotes[22]='Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which one you need more. <br><i>-Anonymous</i>'

quotes[23]='There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody. <br><i>-Adlai Stevenson</i>'

quotes[24]='Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in \'Old Maid\'- the player who is finally left with it has lost. <br><i>-Evelyn Waugh</i>'

quotes[25]='It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. <br><i>-Oscar Wilde</i>'

quotes[26]='Remember that time is money. <br><i>-Benjamin Franklin</i>'

quotes[27]='In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three words- people, product, and profits. <br><i>-Lee Iacocca</i>'

quotes[28]='October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. <br><i>-Mark Twain</i>'

quotes[29]='Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art. <br><i>-Andy Warhol</i>'

quotes[30]='Merchants have no country. The mere spot they stand on does not constitute so strong an attachment as that from which they draw their gains. <br><i>-Thomas Jefferson</i>'

quotes[31]='A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. Even a rich man thinks he has to go down to the office everyday. Not because he likes it but because he can\'t think of anything else to do. <br><i>-W. H. Auden</i>'

quotes[32]='Nothing is so exhausting as indecision, and nothing is so futile. <br><i>-Bertrand Russell</i>'

quotes[33]='From time to time we should examine the criterion upon which we base our judgments. <br><i>-Mahatma Ghandi</i>'

quotes[34]='It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up. <br><i>-Vince Lombardi</i>'

quotes[35]='Kaputzki is what happens to your account if you ain-t got enough sitzfleisch. <br><i>-fozzie</i>'

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